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August 20th, 2010
The Self Defense Guy had the honor of a recent communication from Shamoomoo, the older cousin of the famous Sea World thespian, Shamu. The Self Defense Guy doesn’t know how he did it, but somehow Shamoomoo found a way to Skype him, and Shamoomoo even included the added courtesy of a Whale/English translator.
Turns out the whales really are smarter than us humans, just like the libs have been saying all along. And the whales have figured out that with their growing populations coupled with the dwindling resources of the Earth’s oceans, they needed to find a way to thin the herd so the rest of them can survive.
Death Panels is the method they chose to use, and all those whale beachings that send the libs into a tizzy whenever they see one is merely the whale’s enlightened way to provide for the future of their culture.
Shamoomoo went to great lengths to explain to The Self Defense Guy that the whales are starting to get ticked off with human interference with their culture, and the whales want us to cease and desist. They also want us to know that they have taken great pains to make sure that the best and brightest among them are never “subjected to the judgment,” as Shamoomoo put it.
They’ve devised a complex formula that only the smartest of them can understand, but the smartest of them have assured all the others that it’s the best way to go, so they said, “Yeah, sure,” in their best Frankie Pantageli imitation from The Godfather, Part 2, which is #1 on the whales list of all-time great movies, and went a long way in soothing the ruffled feathers, so to speak, that erupted from the species-insensitive “Luca Brazzi sleeps with the fishes” line from The Godfather.
Shamoomoo says we top-siders, as they call us, don’t know how close we came to an all out war over that “sleeps with the fishes” line, and truth be told, he must be serious about this, cause The Self Defense Guy noticed that the Whale/English translator rendered the line this way, “sleeps with the f—–”. Shamoomoo explained that any whale foolish enough to say or write the entire phrase is immediately subjected to the judgment.
Shamoomoo asked The Self Defense Guy if he would pass this information along so that we could put an end to this patronizing attitude we humans have for whales. “If they only knew how much smarter we are than they are,” Shamoomoo said, “they’d stop trying to shove those death paneled slobs back into the sea. They’d let us get rid of those boobs in the best way we know how.”
The Self Defense Guy’s gotta say that he agrees wholeheartedly with Shamoomoo on this one. If only we top-siders could find a way to implement as kind and compassionate a way to provide for our future as the whales have found for theirs.
Maybe someday.
But until that day comes, better have you some pepper spray at the ready the next time some top-sider wants to interfere with whatever it is you’d rather do. After all, it’s better to fill his eyes with pepper spray than to take the risk of him sending you to sleep with the fishes.
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July 29th, 2010
The Self Defense Guy can hardly believe it, but he heard it with his own ears. Today on The View, President Barry changed the call letters of the NAACP, and made them NAAMCP, which is ironically a kind of imitation of Rush Limbaugh, of all people.
Limbaugh likes to use the acronym NAALCP, for the National Association for the Advancement of LIBERAL Colored People. But today Obama put forth his own name change, NAAMCP, standing for the National Association for the Advancement of MONGREL Colored People.
Can you imagine the uproar if any white guy had called Black Americans MONGRELS? The libs would be blowing the roof off the sky, that’s how bad it would be. And you’d think that, since he’s half white, the libs would be at least half mad, or maybe just a quarter, or certainly 1/16th mad. But no. I doubt you’ll get any negative reaction from the mainstream repeaters.
Anyhow, just amember that it wasn’t The Self Defense Guy who called Black Americans mongrels, it was President Barry hisself.
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July 28th, 2010
The Self Defense Guy thinks that liberals must go through aspirin or Tylenol by the cupfuls. What else would they use to fight all the headaches they must get when they try to make sense of their own beliefs?
As per the headline of this piece, the libs want us to be different than every other country in the world, and as they work to make that so, a little Star Trek lingo thrown in there, they hate us while they force us to be different from all the other countries. Maybe if they would allow us to be like everyone else, they wouldn’t have such hatred for the U.S.
Take France, for example. The entire French economy is powered by nukes. All over France you see dozens of nuke reactors generating all of France’s electricity. The libs would have us believe that Americans are too stupid to use nuke power safely, but the French have gotten it all figured out.
The French? The French can do nukes but we can’t? Get real. Bout the only think the French can do better than us is run away, know what I’m sayin? But somehow, the libs have no problem with nuclear France, but they blow a gasket if anyone in the U.S. wants to build a nuke reactor.
How bout China? Or Russia? Or Mexico? Hell, how bout every other country in the world? You can’t move there, you can’t get a job there, you can’t get free governmental services there, and you certainly cannot have any input into government policy via voting or any other way, unless you apply for those legally, and do it in their vernacular. You so much as even think about violating those countries laws on those matters, and you’ll be subjected to treatment that borders on or actually is torture.
But for the U.S., when we try to maintain our country’s laws, no matter how genteel we are when we process a criminal like an illegal alien, it’s gasket blowing time again for all the liberals.
The result is that liberals do not want us to enforce any of our laws, and if we do, they cry and complain and make a scene like a bunch of 2 year olds throwing a temper tantrum.
Why is this, you might ask? It’s really very simple. Where do laws come from? Ultimately, they come from God, and liberals hate God. So everything that liberals do, every goal they have, is to do whatever will be in opposition to God.
God prefers that we do what is right? The libs want to do everything that is wrong. God prefers truth? Libs prefer lies. God prefers authority? The libs want their authority to be used to bring about anarchy. God prefers that men and women marry and create new life, analogous to the way He created life? The libs want to teach our kids to engage in homosexuality, even bestiality.
The Self Defense Guy would love to be fly on a cloud the day the libs hear God say, “Oh yes, I really do exist.” And maybe just for a soundtrack, have Neil Young’s “Comes a Time” playing in the background. I know that God Himself won’t take joy in that moment, but The Self Defense Guy, a struggling sinner, would indeed. Forgive him, Lord, please?
Meantime, he thinks he’ll look into setting up an audio recorder, so’s he can be sure not to miss it.
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July 15th, 2010
The Self Defense Guy has to admit that he’s had his whole day, his whole month, made by this story detailing the existence of a present day plantation system, complete with slaves, operating in the city of Bell, California. It’s just too delicious, he thinks he might just die from the sweet taste of it all.
You really should read the story, but pay particular attention to the graph and statistics on the right side. Californian’s are pizzing and moaning about Arizona’s new immigration law, but the City of Bell has their citizens trapped on a plantation, more or less slaves, forcing them to pay exorbitant salaries to the city manager, the assistant city manager, the police chief, and the part-time city council.
And the best part? The best part is that 90.7% of the slaves are Latinos, and 65% of them have less than a high school education. And get this, the city manager’s name is Rizzo, the assistant’s name is Spaccia, so it’s the Wops sticking it to the Latinos — but NOT in Arizona, ONLY in California.
You can’t make up stuff this good. And Californian’s are acting high and mighty and holier than us Arizonans?
Sometimes the world gives you a present, and when it does, you should enjoy it. The Self Defense Guy says thank you to the City of Bell, California, for shining its dastardly light on the State of Arizona, showing the world once more that we may have some coyotes and javelina’s here, but at least we ain’t got no slave plantations here, no sirree.
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July 4th, 2010
The Self Defense Guy does NOT condone violence, but he can see the writing on the wall. It’s coming, my friends, and and you’d best be ready for it, cause you’re on your own. Meantime, here’s this week’s entertainment.
Jeff Davis was the Mississippi politician who was elected President of the Confederacy. He was a Democrat, of course, as it was only Democrats who pledged their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honors to do whatever it took to enslave or destroy every Black American in their territory.
Democrats needed to be united back then, cause the Republicans were getting ready to kick their sorry azzes, and rightly so. How sick and evil must you be when you look at a man and not see that is IS a man just because of his skin color? If only the Republicans had succeeded in preventing the democrats from breeding, this country would be a better place today.
But the putrid democrats did breed. They weren’t exterminated. And today another of their progeny is about to be elevated to the Supreme Court, carrying the same racist, worthless and hateful baggage that Jeff Davis and the other slaveholders carried.
Elena Kagan is a foul, despicable person who doesn’t deserve the right to be an American, let alone putting her on our highest court. If only we could dig up Frederick Douglas, the free Black American who fought against slavery and knew Lincoln personally, we could put the lie to the perversions that were coming out of Butch Kagan’s foul mouth when she testified afore the Senate’s Judicial Committee.
Kagan was reaching all the way back to the Fugitive Slave Act of the 1850’s, all the way back to the slaveholding democrats “legal” argument, that it was the legislature who wrote the laws, and that courts could not strike them down if they had all their i’s dotted and their t’s crossed properly. All the courts can do is to rule on whether the legislature passed laws that were following the accepted legal traditions that came afore this new particular law in question.
That’s what Kagan said to Senator Coburn, that she should judge the law according to what the law is, not according to what is right. Her only guide could be The Constitution, and NOT the Declaration of Independence.
Here’s the rub. The Constitution can be ignored or rewritten or reinterpreted, as the democrats have been trying to do for years. But The Declaration of Independence, the principles of basic freedoms and basic human rights that all Americans are entitled to, that document is more or less carved in stone. The only recourse democrats have with the D. of I. is to ignore it.
That’s what Kagan told Coburn she would do, she would ignore the basic freedoms and basic human rights of the American people, and all of her rulings would be determined by whatever laws the Congress passed. That’s what Butch “Kangaroo” Kagan said, that she’s ready to take her seat on the Supreme “Kangaroo” Court of the United States.
If the Supreme’s ain’t a kangaroo court now, it will be if she has anything to say about it.
Kagan’s legal and judicial philosophy is exactly the same as Jeff Davis and the rest of those sonsabitches that White Americans today can’t understand why Black Americans are so willing to embrace and vote for. Don’t Black Americans see that Butch Kagan is nothing more than the reincarnation of Jeff Davis and the Confederacy?
Sadly, it appears that 90% of Black Americans don’t see the connection. Kagan isn’t waving a Confederate flag, but she could have sprung from his loins, or actually be a clone of that Confederate sonofabitch, Jefferson Davis.
By comparison, in 1857 Republicans serving on juries in the north routinely nullified the very law that Kagan would have found legal and proper. The Fugitive Slave Act made it a crime for any American to give aid and comfort to a runaway slave.
That was the democrat’s attempt to stop northern Republicans from helping to free slaves. That law was a perfectly legal law, having been passed by the legislature and signed by President Buchanan. That law was a perfect example of the kind of law that Butch Kagan said she’d support. She might as well have said “That’s the kind of law my great great great granddaddy would have written, and I would be tickled plum to death to enforce laws like that, in honor of my great great great granddaddy Jeffy.”
Black Americans today should be grateful that the northern Republicans said no way Jose to that piece of filth called the Fugitive Slave Act. No northerner was ever found guilty for giving aid and comfort to Black American runaway slaves, and the F.S. Act was one of the last matches that lit the fire that led to the war where so many white northern Republicans laid down their very lives so that Black Americans could be free.
And lest it be forgotten, that’s the same war that so many white southern democrats laid down their lives so that Black Americans would forever be held as chattel, with the same status as goats and pigs and steers. Of course, the white southern democrats were at least smart enough not to treat their slaves the same way they treated their bulls, castrating most of them. That would be bad for business, you see.
If Butch Kagan had been alive in 1860, she’s have been appalled at the northern Republicans’s lack of respect for Congress and the Courts. Well, she wasn’t alive then, but she is now. She’s ready to ride her black broom all the way to the Supreme Court, and try once more to bring back the good ol’ days of her great great great granddaddy, Jefferson Davis, and the rest of the liberty destroying democrat party.
The Self Defense Guy does NOT condone violence, but he can see the writing on the wall. It’s coming, my friends, and and you’d best be ready for it, cause you’re on your own.
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June 16th, 2010
Here’s 2 more points to consider about The Self Defense Guy’s revelation that the Muslim/Arab heyday of the Middle Ages is really just a load of hooey.
Amember, it’s The Self Defense Guy’s contention that all of the Muslim/Arab “advancements“ were really just the result of the efforts of the smarter folks the Muslim/Arabs conquered and then forced them to use Arabic to publish the news of their inventions, their advances.
Point #1, when did the Muslim/Arab heyday end? Why, just as soon as the Europeans and the North Africans and the Persians kicked them out of their countries and forced them back to Arabia.
Are we to believe that all the “smart” Muslim/Arabs got green cards and were not forced out with the rest of them? Or that the Europeans et al who re-conquered their countries took the “smart” Muslim/Arabs hostage, and the Muslim/Arab culture could not recover from such a terrible brain drain?
Some historians will say that the Muslims just up and decided that they had learned everything that could possibly be learned, so they simply “shut off” their learning and passed their time doing other things. While there may be a written record that such a thing actually “happened,” no thinking person can possibly believe it, especially one who knows a little about Islam and the Muslims.
Not only is it acceptable for Muslims to lie if they need to, to protect another Muslim or to advance Islam, but take a guess as to who in Islam is considered to be the very best liar of all. If you guessed Mohammad, you’d be wrong.
Nope, Mohammad, the indispensable man of Islam, the greatest Muslim man who ever lived on this earth, is still NOT considered the very best liar of all. How can that be? Why, it’s because Mohammad was only a man, and no man can out-lie the greatest liar of all, which for Muslims is none other than Allah hisself.
That’s right, I ain’t a making this up, Allah is the be all and end all of liars, and a good Muslim does his very best to imitate Allah whenever he can. Here’s a quote from the previous link: “Since God [Allah] is believed to be the revealer of these verses, he is by default seen as the ultimate perpetrator of deceit—which is not surprising since he is described in the Qur’an as the best makar, that is, the best deceiver or schemer (e.g., 3:54, 8:30, 10:21).” [When you get there, see paragraph 18, NOT counting the indents.]
Why is that important, what has the Muslims embracement of lying and deceit have to do with The Self Defense Guy’s assertion that Muslim/Arab culture has never been great?
Imagine yourself the leader of those Muslim/Arabs who got their azzes kicked back to the Arabian Peninsula. You set up your government in whatever sorry fashion you choose, and you start to receive ambassadors from other countries as you try to maintain some semblance of foreign relations with the rest of the world.
A few years go by, and all of a sudden one of those ambassadors calls on you and says, “Yo, Abdul-mutt-job, hus come there be no new advancements comin outta yous guys heads, the way they be acomin out just a few years back? Whassup wid dat?”
Did a crack like that make Abdul-mutt-job’s head hurt? Not at all, cause he be knowin about Allah, about what a great thing it is to be a good liar. And that’s when the Muslim/Arabs came up with that idea about knowing everything that needed to be known, so there was no point to go beyond that. It was simply a face-saving lie from the leaders of a culture of liars.
If I’m lyin, I be dyin, but if I really am lyin, Allah hisbadself will watch over me, doncha know.
Think about it. What else could the Muslim/Arabs say to explain their sudden backwardness after so many years of “advances?” Admit the truth? That all things considered, they can’t really do much except fight and screw and lie, and that’s about it?
What’s the 2nd proof that the Muslim/Arabs of the Middle Ages didn’t produce squat other than squat? Let’s look at the last 100 years or so, at the billions and billions and billions of dollars that oil has brought to the Muslim/Arab world. Seen anything in the way of a scientific discovery? A new agricultural development? Something spectacular in the way of medicine?
Surely a culture afloat in all that money can find a way to make an improvement or 2, here or there, but no. Hell, they haven’t even made any advancements in the way they produce their oil. And if it weren’t for the West, all that oil be a stayin in the ground, cause the Muslim/Arabs wouldn’t have no clue about how to get it, what to do wid it when they got it.
Nothing significant from them at all, nothing but death and deceit.
Here’s a link that has more details about Mohammad and his perversions and atrocities.
That’s it. The Self Defense Guy is all tuckered out from learnin yous guys all dis stuff. Do your country a favor, do the world a favor, and
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June 10th, 2010
The Self Defense Guy has noticed how much better he is at reading history at his current age than when he got a couple of degrees in the field when he was a youngin. For instance, one of the things he’s noticed is that it is all just smoke and mirrors whenever anyone spits out that nonsense about how far advanced the Muslims were in the middle ages, and how much they contributed to civilization.
They still teach that crap in schools, but it’s all just a load of camel cookies, as Colonel Potter might have said if he had ever had the misfortune of spending a sorry minute on the Arabian peninsula, the birthplace of Islam, the birthplace of perhaps the most backward and unlearnable people the world has ever seen.
Here’s my proof, of which dates and places are the key.
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At the time of his death in 632, Mohammad hadn’t managed to do much more than have his occasional bouts of epilepsy and expand his ‘religion’ from Mecca to Medina, both of which are on the Arabian peninsula, both of which are surrounded by sand, both of which are fitting locations for the ‘civilization’ that came from there.
Amember, that’s 632 we’re talkin here. By that time Persia had been around for 1500 to 2000 years or so.
By that time, the western Roman empire had already come and gone after 1000 years of existence, after 1000 years of adding to the collective knowledge of the west. And in the east, the great Justinian had only recently died after fostering a new burst of energy for the Byzantine Empire that would last another 800 years from then.
The Byzantine’s outlasted the western Roman Empire, although they didn’t progress much beyond the Romans, but that’s a story for another day.
And of course there’s the great Hebrew society that’s documented in the Old Testament, more or less sandwiched in between Persia and Rome. The wisdom of Solomon was not just the individual achievement of one man, but a collective advancement for the civilization of the entire world.
But for now, just amember that the Arabs came from years and years of frolicking in the sand and having developed nothing other than their skills as warriors. They were great at making war, which explains how they conquered, but they were great at nothing much else.
In fact, they weren’t even good at learning and adapting from what came before them, from what others had already learned how to do. The Arabs and their culture could never just see something, learn how it worked, and then improve on it.
Except for their warrior skills, they were a pathetic bunch — at least that’s what the record shows. And Mohammad changed those Arabs into Muslims.
You may be thinking, but what about all those inventions, all those improvements that history says came from the Muslims? Didn’t Barack the Terrible give a long list of past Muslim accomplishments at one of his “I’m sorry, so sorry” apology parties?
To be fair, it IS true that the U.S. has never produced a sorrier president than Barack the Terrible, but that too is a story for another day.
For now, what’s most important to amember is that nothing happens in a vacuum. And you need to amember that there’s a difference between Arab and Muslim. Even today there’s lots of good Arabs in this world, lots of Arab Christian folks.
Heck, there may even be some good Arab Muslims today, although it’s a hard-to-imagine circumstance, what with so many of them strapping bombs to their own children, and now even to their own wives.
But after Mohammad’s death, those Muslims who spread out and conquered such a vast empire were at the start almost 100% Arab. And all of those had originated from the Arabian peninsula, which had contributed absolutely nothing to civilization other than military advancements.
So these Arab/Muslim warriors expanded outward, east and west, and conquered areas that had formerly been Persian or Jewish or Roman.
This is the important part right here. The peoples that the Arabs/Muslims began to conquer, the peoples that “became” Muslim, had already had more than 1000 years of civilization behind them, a lot more than 1000 years as far as the Persians and Hebrews are concerned.
Those Persians and Jews and former Romans had a long history of scientific and technological advancements that didn’t just get wiped from their memory when the Arabs/Muslims showed up. Those Persians and Jews and former Romans had more than 1000 years of experience in finding out how things worked, how they could be used to do things better and faster, and then how to make further improvements on the original.
When the Arabs/Muslims showed up, those conquered peoples were now forced to learn the Arabic language, and the educated ones who wanted to maintain their positions in society were now forced to publish their scientific discoveries, their agricultural improvements, their medical advancements, their inventions — all of that they were now forced to publish in Arabic — or not at all.
Had the Arabs/Muslims not conquered those peoples, you can bet that those advancements still would have been made, but published in whatever vernacular would have been appropriate.
The historical record proves this to be true, that pretty much every single one of the “Arab/Muslim” advancements actually came from Spain, north Africa, Palestine or Persia. There doesn’t seem to be a record of any kind of advancement at all that originated from Mecca or Medina, or any where else on the Arabian peninsula.
There’s not even any proof that they managed to avoid stepping in all those camel cookies laying about.
In fact, even Arabic numerals came from India. The Arabs/Muslims had pretty much nothing to do with them, except that by virtue of having conquered, the new numerical system magically “became” Arabic.
That’s the facts, Jack.
Need even more proof? The Self Defense Guy will cover 2 more proofs in part 2.
Meantime, don’t find yourself in a situation where you’re sorry you didn’t plan ahead. Protect yourself and your family. It costs next to nothing, but the value it provides is priceless.
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May 26th, 2010
Here’s the short reason why The Self Defense Guy thinks that a business owner should have the right to discriminate against anybody he darn well pleases — because The Self Defense Guy never wants to patronize the shop of a bigot. The long answer follows.
America in the 21st century is a dynamic place. Most of us live in larger cities than our grandparents did, and most of us live in cities today that we didn’t live in 10 or 20 years ago. This means that most of us have absolutely no idea what kind of character a business owner we shop at has.
Maybe most Americans couldn’t care less about such things, but The Self Defense Guy does.
He wants to know if the gas station he frequents deserves his business more than one that’s further down the road. He wants to know if the convenience store that’s 1/2 mile away is worth going to instead of the racist’s one that’s only 1/4 mile away.
Problem is, because businesses are not allowed to discriminate, because they’re not allowed to broadcast their opinions to the world, there’s no easy way to find out.
On the other hand, if a business owner could legally post a sign that said white folks only or no mexicans, then The Self Defense Guy would know that that business does not deserve his money, no matter how convenient, no matter how cheap, no matter how good the service was.
In fact, The Self Defense Guy feels so strongly about this that he would not even patronize a shop that had a sign that said Catholics only. Discrimination is a terrible thing, no matter if his own ox ain’t a gettin gored.
It bugs The Self Defense Guy that, even though he doesn’t know it for certain, the odds are that some of his money is helping to fund the financial success of racists and other disreputable people who do not deserve to prosper in this great land of ours. And the law has a gun to his head, forcing him to take this risk against his will.
Of course, since there’s always exceptions to every rule, the kind of shops The Self Defense Guy would patronize would be any shop with a sign that said no democrats allowed. And why wouldn’t he?
If you had to pick one group that consistently has pitted itself against another group of Americans, using the power of government to strip away the lawful rights of those innocent Americans, you need look no further than the democrat party.
Don’t believe him? You want a list?
1 — It was the democrats and their party who brought the first slaves from Africa.
2 — It was the democrats and their party who refused to emancipate their slaves when the U.S. Constitution became the law of the land.
3 — It was the democrats and their party who forced the country into a civil war, rather than emancipate their slaves.
4 — It was the democrats and their party who established the KKK to keep the newly freed Black Americans from enjoying the fruits of liberty.
5 — It was the democrats and their party who instituted such things as poll taxes and “flexible” literacy tests to keep Black Americans from the voting booth.
6 — It was the democrats and their party — and only the democrats and their party — who were the ones behind every lynching of innocent Black Americans.
7 — It was the democrats and their party who instituted the Jim Crow laws.
8 — It was the democrats and their party who used the great society fraud to destroy the families of Black Americans.
9 — It was the democrats and their party who stripped GM bondholders of their property and gave it to the UAW union.
ENOUGH !!! The Self Defense Guy is tired of typing, even though he could go on a lot further, a helluva lot further.
The only difference between the racist democrats of the past and Barack the Terrible’s democrats of today is that now the democrat party is a bunch of equal opportunity screwers. Now they’re equally willing to add white folks and latinos to the black americans that they’ve never stopped screwing.
Now it’s just one big rainbow coalition, the democrats telling the whole country about the pot at the end of the rainbow, and of course that’s just the same fantasy that it’s always been.
Yessirree. Any shop owner who posts a no democrats allowed sign is guaranteed to get all of The Self Defense Guy’s business. That’s a promise.
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May 21st, 2010
The Self Defense Guy and his wife noticed how beautiful the First Lady looked with her curls but how badly she looked in the royal blue gown that she wore to the state dinner for Mexico’s Felipe Calderon.
See here, and here, and here.
What you see sticking out of the First Lady’s dress on her strapless shoulder is what my wife, The Boob Whisperer, calls chicken fat. Most women get this on their bodies as they mature, and The Boob Whisperer has the cure. But first, what about that dress she’s wearing?
At first Scylvia, my wife, thought that the dress designer was at fault for that unseemly look, but then she noticed the tie on the back of the First Lady’s dress. That told her that you can’t blame the designer for this bad look. You’ve got to lay the blame at the person who helped the First Lady get dressed.
Whoever it was cinched the tie too tight, and forced the First Lady’s abundance to hang over in the back, and to stick out of the top in front.
Scylvia, aka The Fairy Godmother of Fashion, could have helped the First Lady by adjusting that beautiful dress to cover the unsightly bulges.
And as The Boob Whisperer, Scylvia could have helped the First Lady by providing her with the simple Breast Enhancement Exercises that would get rid of that chicken fat once and for all.
If you have any ins with the First Lady, you might want to do her a favor and forward her this email. She could use this information in the worst way.
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May 18th, 2010
The Self Defense Guy, who has the best deal for hidden cameras on the web, got this bit of choice news from being a Tea Partyer. Did you know that even before Arizona cowboyed up and passed our new anti-illegal immigration law, California already had virtually the same law on its books?
Here’s the link. See for yourself.
I guess the L.A. city council and the rest of the talking but not thinking heads are in over those empty heads of theirs. But of course, an empty head will float, so they may be alright in the long run.
But kudos, and you’ve got to know how hard this is for The Self Defense Guy, who’s also got the best deal on stun guns on the web, kudos to Phil Jackson of the Lakers, who’s read the law, read what the Arizona legislators said about the law, and had no problems with it atall.
Thanks, Phil, but Los Suns in 7, sorry.
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