Bear Spray saves actor Morgan Freeman
Making the movie “An Unfinished Life” with Robert Redford and Jennifer Lopez, Morgan Freeman has a scene where he’s standing face to face with a bear who just a few weeks ago mauled him and almost killed him.
“I didn’t like being that close to that sucker,” Freeman said. “I know he’s got a handler and all, but he’s a bear–he’s pretty much gonna do whatever he wants, and I didn’t want him to do me, that’s for sure. That’s why I carry this stuff with me.”
The actor pulled out from behind his back a big can of pepper spray that’s designed especially for bears. www.daneseselfdefense.com/bearspray.htm. He carries it in a holster that he says came with it.
“This model has a range of 30 feet, and enough pepper spray in it so’s if I miss his face for the first 2 or 3 seconds, there’s still enough left in the can to do the job once I zero in on him. Then I can go about my business while he tucks tail and runs.”
“Heh, heh,” he laughs. “It’s funny, though. I know if my granddaddy was here with me, he’d go after him and we’d be having bear stew for supper.”
“So if you’re headin’ out to nature this summer, get yourself some of this here stuff and…”
Lou, Lou, wake up.
Huh, what?
You’re dreaming again about Morgan Freeman doing your ad for bear pepper spray. How many times does he have to say no to you before it sinks in?
Hey, I can dream, can’t I?
Apparently so.
But don’t you be left dreaming, wishing you had planned ahead for your vacation while you’re face to face with a bear. Cause that won’t be no dream, that’ll be a nightmare. Be prepared, be prepared. www.daneseselfdefense.com/bearspray.htm
Me and Morgan says adios til next time,
Lou