Hollywood director to do Spitzer movie
Word is that famed Hollywood B movie director Ed
Wood will reprise his sci fi classic, Plan 9 from
Outer Space, hoping to capitalize on New York
Governor Eliot Spitzer’s alias at the Emperors Club
brothel.
“We had him down as Client 9,” one of the call
girl’s told this reporter. “In fact, we had him
down many, many times.”
When asked if the number 9 had any significance
for the disgraced democrat, another of the girls
said, “Guys are always talking about ugly girls
being a 6 pack–how many beers you need to drink to
want her? Eliot’s a 9–a big, big 9.”
Another of the girls corrected her. “You mean a teensy weensy little 9.”
No word yet on whether Wood’s new movie will keep
to the sci fi genre, or possibly be a reality
show taped at Spitzer’s new digs with the family
mutt.