Taser Proven Safe —
80 times worth
We live in a litigious world. That’s another way of saying that everyone is trying to sue the pants off everyone else. Especially when a new product comes out. The lawyers start salivating like the dogs that they are, and law suits are spewing forth like a dog…, well, I guess I can stop the imagery right there.
Taser has been to court eighty times, defending itself against wrongful death claims, or whatever the lawyers can think of to bring suit against them. 80 times! That’s a heck of a lot of law suits. 80 teams of lawyers confusing the issue, distorting the facts…you know, just being lawyers.
And you know what? Taser has WON 80 times out of 80! It’s so hard to believe that I can’t believe I’m typing it. 80 times out of 80, TASER has won it’s lawsuit against a wrongful death claim. This must be the single greatest accomplishment in the history of our American jurisprudence!
80 for 80! We’re talking 80 different TEAMS of lawyers, all confusing and distorting the facts, trying to win for their clients, and yet 80 times out of 80, Taser has won it’s case! I’m visualizing John Houseman from “Paper Chase” saying “That’s impossible.”
And yet it happened.
Taser has been sued 80 separate times for wrongful death, and 80 separate times a jury of average American citizens found in favor of Taser. TASER HAS PROVEN ITSELF TO BE THE SAFEST SELF DEFENSE WEAPON EVER INVENTED–IF YOU CAN BELIEVE 80 SEPARATE AMERICAN JURIES–AND IF YOU CAN’T BELIEVE THEM, WHO CAN YOU BELIEVE?
Oh, I almost forgot. The Tasers we offer at DaneseSelfDefense? Even though they’ll put an attacker on his knees in a second or two? They’re NOT as powerful as the ones the cops use, as the ones that 80 separate juries have found to be safe and effective against the bad guys.
If you’re worried about break ins in your neighborhood, if you want to be able to defend yourself, if you want to defend yourself WITHOUT killing anybody, you need to get a TASER. And when you get one from The Self Defense Guy, he’ll let you have a $49.00, 2-pack of Taser Cartridges for only $5.00.