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Obama changes name of

NAACP

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

The Self Defense Guy can hardly believe it, but he heard it with his own ears. Today on The View, President Barry changed the call letters of the NAACP, and made them NAAMCP, which is ironically a kind of imitation of Rush Limbaugh, of all people.

Limbaugh likes to use the acronym NAALCP, for the National Association for the Advancement of LIBERAL Colored People. But today Obama put forth his own name change, NAAMCP, standing for the National Association for the Advancement of MONGREL Colored People.

Can you imagine the uproar if any white guy had called Black Americans MONGRELS? The libs would be blowing the roof off the sky, that’s how bad it would be. And you’d think that, since he’s half white, the libs would be at least half mad, or maybe just a quarter, or certainly 1/16th mad. But no. I doubt you’ll get any negative reaction from the mainstream repeaters.

Anyhow, just amember that it wasn’t The Self Defense Guy who called Black Americans mongrels, it was President Barry hisself.

Hollywood disses Barry

& the dems

Monday, March 29th, 2010

[You don’t need to pay a monthly fee to have a
security company monitor your home or business
when you’re away. As long as you still have a
landline phone system, all you need is my
Telespy, an ordinary looking phone that calls you whenever an intruder breaks in. Then you can call the cops yourself. You’ll save hundreds of dollars every year,
just like I do.]

You just never know what kind of gems you’ll be treated to
when you catch an old b&w movie on TCM. My favorite are
the earliest talkies of the early 1930’s.

The movie studios then were owned by men who loved
this country, and they never missed a chance to put
pro-American dialogue in their scripts. This was during
the Great Depression, mind you, when the country’s
unemployment rate was in the high teens and early 20’s.

It was a tough time to be an American citizen then, a tough
time to find work, a tough time to keep food on the table.
It was not a time to give up on America, though, and
Hollywood certainly didn’t.

When times are tough, who better to speak of
American greatness than an immigrant?

That’s the story behind “Romance in Manhattan,”
a 1934 effort from RKO, starring Ginger Rogers as an
average American girl who runs into an illegal alien —
I hope you still amember that correct phraseology —
played by Francis Lederer.

Lederer’s character is illegal only because of a bureaucratic
foul up. He had gone through the regular immigration process
and showed up in New York thinking he had $8 more than he
needed, when actually, a higher minimum cash amount left him
$150 short. They put him on a boat to send him back to
Prague, he jumped ship, lost all his cash in the Hudson River,
but ended up in Ginger’s apartment.

All men should be so lucky, right?

So he’s broke, with no job, but he’s got a smile from ear
to ear, because he’s finally made it to America. The contrast
between this immigrant’s attitude and Ginger’s character,
having endured 5 years of the depression, is your classic
American immigrant story. America may be suffering through
a depression, but it was still the best place on earth:

“Here everybody can get ahead and climb to the heights
he dreams of. There is opportunity here,” he tells Ginger.

“Are you out to get rich,” she asks him.

“Of course. I want to be a millionaire. That’s what I came
to America for.” Amember, he’s flat busted broke.

“Well, do you think it’s as easy as all that?”

“I don’t think it will be easy. But that it can be done
at all, that’s grand.
Do you know how many people
want to come to this country of yours? For millions, it is the
land of dreams and hopes, of achievement and happiness.”

“Do you really believe that,” she asks him.

“Of course….”

76 years later, and nothing’s changed. But that it can be done
at all, that’s grand.
That is the greatness of the United
States. It’s not big, intrusive government that sucks the life
out of an economy, that prolongs recessions and makes them more
difficult to get over.

It’s opportunity that makes America grand, opportunity
for everyone who wants it.

It’s hard to find that message coming out of Hollywood these days,
but in its Golden Age, Hollywood could always be depended on to
tell the story of the greatness of America, and to tell it over and
over and over again.

If it ends up being a backhand across the feckless faces of Barry
and the democrats, then all the better. Feckless, by the bye, means
“useless, worthless, incompetent, inept, good-for-nothing.”

Ooooh, I like how that came out.     

Home, Office security at a discount

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

When I’m driving around I like to listen to
talk radio and keep up with what’s going on.
I like it, but Scylvia don’t. In fact, she’s
asked me to stop–says it makes me cranky.

Like most red blooded American men, I try to
do the things my wife asks me to do. But I
keep a sharp eye on the testosterone monitors
that all men carry around, and if ever I notice
the slightest possibility of shrinkage, I take
action to prevent that.

I beat my chest and do my best Tarzan yell,
but if my cell phone rings while I’m in my
truck, I try to amember to turn the volume
down before answering.

Anyhow, today I heard a commercial for
LaserShield.
It costs $199 up front, and about twenty bucks a
month
for monitoring fees. No doubt the product works
as
advertised, but we’ve got something much better.

Our Telespy will do the same thing, except it
will
save you 60% up front, and completely eliminate
the monthly monitoring fees
.

If there’s an intruder in your home, the Telespy
will call your cell phone, your office, anywhere
you want it to call, and let you hear what’s
going
on. Then you can call the police.

With an alarm company, when your alarm goes off,
what’s the first thing they do? They call your
home
to check if it’s a false alarm, or a real
intruder,
right? And then they call the police.

The point is, it takes the same amount of time to
get
the police involved no matter which way you go.

You get the same amount of protection with the
Telespy as you do with LaserShield, you just save a
ton of money
in the process.

And you know what? How long do you think it will
be
before the monthly monitor fee goes to thirty
bucks a month, then forty, then more?

With the Telespy, you NEVER pay ANYTHING after
your initial
purchase, and that initial purchase costs you 60%
less than L.S.

When I was in grad school back in 1980, my
barber, Irv Nichols, told me that something you need to
do everyday should be inexpensive. He was
talking about shaving with
a mug and a brush, instead of shaving cream.

But the same thing holds true with securing your
home,
business, vacation home. It shouldn’t have to
cost a lot
of money. Get the Telespy, and it won’t.     &nbso; 

New phone catches burglar

Saturday, August 25th, 2007

If there’s one thing I hate it’s being interrupted while I’m trying to watch tv. I know, I know, I shouldn’t be like that–I SHOULD be open to helping my fellow man, all that hooey. I’m sorry, but that’s just the way I am. I like my tv, I like my chair, I like my Seagram’s and I hate anything that comes between me and them.

Last night it was my neighbor, ringing my doorbell to tell me he had joined the club. Earlier that day someone broke into his home and treated themselves to his stuff. “I should have done what you said, but I didn’t.” That’s what he told me.

What could I say, “You’re interrupting my tv for this?” I couldn’t say that, but I really wanted to. I already told him that I had been broken into last December, he already knew that my knuckle headed brother Dave had been taken for some big bucks, too. [Scroll down for that story.]

My neighbor knew all this, but he wouldn’t listen to me, and all he had to do was order a Telespy and there’s a good chance that the guy who did this would be getting his 3 squares from county lock up right now.

I guess human nature is a funny thing. We know we have a problem, we know it costs next to nothing to solve it, but we still don’t do it, “cause I never thought it would happen to me.” Sometimes being human just sucks, don’t it?

DON’T join the club, catch the bad guys instead.