Personal Protection, Self Defense Products, Stun Guns, Pepper Sprays

Fans of the Bing Crosby/Danny Kaye movie may
amember how Danny always brought up the
fact that he saved Bing’s life anytime Bing needed
to be brought around to Danny’s way of thinking.

Kind of like something the rest of us would do if
we had to use an expensive TASER cartridge to
defend a stranger. They go for 25 bucks a pop, so it’s
an easy decision to keep target practice to a minimum.
Having a laser-sighted Taser makes this possible.

Might even send a bill to the stranger for a $39.00
self defense service fee — the cost of the cartridge, PLUS
handling, MINUS a credit for the fun you get
watching the perp do his dancing, electrical style.

For the rest of your life, just like Danny, you’ll feel
like the stranger owes you, Bing owes you.

But after years and years of this, Bing gets to that
point where he’s had enough. Jonny McCain be
Danny in this story, and the conservatives in Arizona
be Bing.

We know you did us proud, Jonny.
We thank you for it. We know 99% of us would not
have been able to do what you did. And we’ll never
stop being grateful to you for the service you did
for us and for the entire country. Never.

But enough’s enough.

We’re sick and tired of hearing about it. We’ve paid
our debt to you by now, and then some. And you
flat out ain’t entitled to any more.

So just go away, why don’t you. Spend some time
with that beautiful wife of yours, that beautiful
retreat you got up there in red rock country. Take
some time to smell the flowers — and stop
sticking it to the rest of us.

We don’t deserve it, and we’ve taken it long enough.

Today, Rasmussen says that J.D. is within 7 points of
you in the polls. Some folks would rather have a
different candidate against you than J.D. The Self
Defense Guy thinks that J.D. is ok.

NOT that that is any high praise of J.D. It’s just that
The Self Defense Guy has seen enough of Jonny
in his uniform, on the tarmac, coming home to a hero’s
welcome, and he don’t wanna see it no more.

Truth be told, The Self Defense Guy be voting for
anybody but Jonny come the primary, no matter
what Sarah Palin may say. And The Self Defense
Guy loves Sarah Palin. He’s just not going to let
any of her own personal obligations deter him from
doing the right think and voting for J.D. in the
primary.

The rest of Arizona conservatives feel this way too,
and with any luck, we be waving to Jonny on his
porch and saying thank you to him, the next time
we do a red rock drive by.       

If you like movies like I do, you’ve probably
heard a bunch of euphemisms for whiskey, or rather
for the justification for having a pull on the
bottle. It seems that most writers like to use “for
snakebite” or “for rheumatism” more than any others.

It was a real man who used the more proper
“phlegm cutter and anti-fogmatic.” It was Davy
Crockett.

Crockett was a guy I would have liked to have a
pull on the bottle with. A man’s man who had a
great sense of humor and knew how to get the most
out of our language. Scout, indian fighter,
Congressman, he was also very popular on the lecture
circuit.

People would be crowded around him as he spoke,
hanging on every word, with tons of questions for
him when he was finished. Once someone yelled
out from the back, Hey Davy, you ever been lost?

The crowd hushed, waiting to hear the answer. No
way, no how, could Davy Crockett ever get lost,
could he? He spent most of his life in the
outdoors and knew all the trails throughout most of
Tennessee, Kentucky and Ohio. Everyone wanted to
hear the answer to this question, and Crockett
didn’t disappoint.

No sir, he said, I ain’t never been lost, never.
And the crowd stirred, glad to hear their hero
still stood tall.

Course, he continued, once I was bewildered for 3
days.

Crockett always seemed to know what to say next,
what to do next. Pass the phlegm cutter and
anti-fogmatic, will ya?

All of us know he died at the Alamo, but most of
us don’t know how. Seems the history books think
we don’t need to know that. Seems they think
we’d think less of this American hero if we knew
how he died. Sometimes I just want to smack the
guys who try to decide what we need to know and
what we don’t.

Crockett fought at the Alamo and faced all the
dangers that everyone there faced. He could have
found a way to leave before the fighting started,
but he didn’t. He stood his ground and returned
fire, and saw his comrades fall around him.

Soon enough it was clear that this battle was
going to end badly, and when that became clear, when
defeat was assured, smart man that he was, he
thought of survival. He hid under the bodies of
the fallen enemy, hoping to have a chance to escape
later on.

He was found, and the next day he was executed by
firing squad. That was in March, 1836.

When he was faced with the prospect of death or
survival, Crockett chose to try to survive. He
didn’t give in, he did whatever he could to live to
fight another day.

Too bad so many Americans don’t think that way
anymore. Nowadays we just let ourselves be
victims. Nowadays we don’t even fight back. Nowadays
all we do is act tough and hope that’s enough,
instead of preparing aforehand, just in case it
ain’t.

For all of us a day of reckoning is coming.
Might be from old age, might be a car accident, or it
might be just because we don’t love life enough
to defend ourselves. What a shame. Might be
time to take out home of the brave from the national
anthem.

If you disagree, if you want to do everything you can
to be like Ol’ Davy was, get yourself a
Taser and be ready to use it. You’ll live to see another day,
and you’ll do it without having to kill anybody.

We live in a litigious world. That’s another way of saying that everyone is trying to sue the pants off everyone else. Especially when a new product comes out. The lawyers start salivating like the dogs that they are, and law suits are spewing forth like a dog…, well, I guess I can stop the imagery right there.

Taser has been to court eighty times, defending itself against wrongful death claims, or whatever the lawyers can think of to bring suit against them. 80 times! That’s a heck of a lot of law suits. 80 teams of lawyers confusing the issue, distorting the facts…you know, just being lawyers.

And you know what? Taser has WON 80 times out of 80! It’s so hard to believe that I can’t believe I’m typing it. 80 times out of 80, TASER has won it’s lawsuit against a wrongful death claim. This must be the single greatest accomplishment in the history of our American jurisprudence!

80 for 80! We’re talking 80 different TEAMS of lawyers, all confusing and distorting the facts, trying to win for their clients, and yet 80 times out of 80, Taser has won it’s case! I’m visualizing John Houseman from “Paper Chase” saying “That’s impossible.”

And yet it happened.

Taser has been sued 80 separate times for wrongful death, and 80 separate times a jury of average American citizens found in favor of Taser. TASER HAS PROVEN ITSELF TO BE THE SAFEST SELF DEFENSE WEAPON EVER INVENTED–IF YOU CAN BELIEVE 80 SEPARATE AMERICAN JURIES–AND IF YOU CAN’T BELIEVE THEM, WHO CAN YOU BELIEVE?

Oh, I almost forgot. The Tasers we offer at DaneseSelfDefense? Even though they’ll put an attacker on his knees in a second or two? They’re NOT as powerful as the ones the cops use, as the ones that 80 separate juries have found to be safe and effective against the bad guys.

If you’re worried about break ins in your neighborhood, if you want to be able to defend yourself, if you want to defend yourself WITHOUT killing anybody, you need to get a TASER. And when you get one from The Self Defense Guy, he’ll let you have a $49.00, 2-pack of Taser Cartridges for only $5.00.

The Self Defense Guy

‘Pears that Sylvester Stallone was pumping HGH
before filming his latest Rambo movie. Guess Johnny
Rambo is gettin a mite long in the tooth, and
some HGH sharpened em up a mite.

Sly thinks that in 10 years HGH will be an OTC
product, and you know what, he’s half right.

I’ve done a bit of research on HGH and found out
that even though it is a product that our bodies
produce naturally, it’s still dangerous if taken
as a supplement. How? I ain’t no doctor, but this is what I found out.

HGH ends up in your liver and produces another
thing called IGF-1, “Insulin-like Growth Factor 1″.
Did you notice the “insulin like.”

If your body produces too much insulin, you start
to become immune to it, and that leads to
diabetes. Other problems linked to sensitivity to
insulin are heart disease, Parkinsons and Alzheimers.
And IGF-1 mimics insulin, and you definitely
don’t want that.

The great thing about our bodies is that they
have been programmed to regulate how much HGH they
produce, how much IGF-1 gets produced as a by-product. And when
HGH or IGF-1 get too high, our bodies temporarily
stop producing them, and we reach a balance that
way.

Problem is, if you take HGH supplements, you are
disabling the body’s natural balancing mechanism,
and you put yourself on the fast track for those
health diabets, Alzheimers and Parkinsons.

So HGH supplements are bad for you, and Sly says
they’ll be OTC in 10 years. How is he even half
right?

Turns out a medical product that helps the body
produce its own HGH, a medical product that IS NOT
HGH, has been available as a prescription and
will soon be available OTC. I know cause we’re
probably going to offer it on one of our sites.
Since it will be OTC, we’ll be able to do that.

This will be a product that will not interfere
with the body’s safeguards, so you
will not be able to overdose on it, it will be
completely legal and ethical to take it, and no one
will even be able to tell if you are taking it.

And it will help you regain some of the strength
you had when you were younger, some of the strength
you’ll need to fight off any gangbangers who
darken your door.

In the meantime, might be wise to carry some
pepper spray, or a stun gun, or a laser-sighted
Taser. Would also be
smart to have some security cameras round your
home or office to catch the creeps on video.         
http://www.danesesurveillance.com

Yesterday the missus and I ran into our friend Kevin Thompson,
who’s the only guy I know that on the luckiest
day of his life, was slammed face first into a
guardrail. Lost his teeth and crushed most of
his face, but you’d never know it to look at him
now. Now he looks even better than me. Maybe he
always did, but I’ll never admit to that.

You see, on the luckiest day of his life, Kevin
had 2 options, the guardrail, or the end of his
life. Kevin used to be a commercial ocean
fisherman–I can’t recall the exact name they use.

But maybe you’ve seen the show on TLC or
Discover, the 10 Most Dangerous Occupations? Kevin was
numero uno. He worked on deck of a commercial
fishing boat. They would sail the North Pacific and
the Arctic Oceans, fishing for the fish that we
enjoy at restaurants, or out of the box at home.

If you haven’t seen the tv show, Kevin and his
mates would be on the deck, trying to work and hold
on at the same time, while their boat is
fighting 30 foot waves and bouncing them all over the
place.

Then one day a huge wave came over top the boat
and picked up Kevin and sent him for a ride across
the deck. Maybe it was dumb luck, or maybe his
guardian angel couldn’t think of any other
alternative, but instead of being washed overboard, it
was a guardrail sandwich at 90 miles an hour,
right into the TOP rail of the guardrail.

A few inches higher and Kevin would have been fish food.
Might have even turned up in one of those nets one day.

That was Kevin’s last voyage.

Why would anyone even think about doing that job? The money
is great, that’s why. Kevin was able to make more in 3
months than most people make in a whole year.
So he risked it, and he won.

If you ever get a chance to hear Kevin’s story, it’s
a real good one from a real good guy.

We all take risks in life, risks that seem
worthwhile for us, that others would never even think
about. But there’s one risk that no one should
take, cause the odds are stacked against you if you
do.

All of us, every single one of us, have a 1 in 7
chance of being a crime victim at some point in
our life. For some it may be a simple mugging,
for others it may be the fight of their life.

One in seven. You know, if we had a 1 in 7
chance of hitting the lottery, we’d mortgage
everything we had, including our future earnings, on that
one chance. 1 in 7 is almost a done deal, gonna
happen, bet the farm kind of thing. Everyone
knows that.

So protect yourself with some pepper spray, or
stun gun or Taser, and take advantage of my $5.00 offer when you get there.
There may not be a guardrail there when you need it. It might be just you and
your wits against some very nasty dudes, and your wits may not be enough.

Be prepared, and be safe.       

A new study about New York City Police officers proves that the Taser you buy should definitely have a laser sight. I’m talking here about a red laser beam that shows you where you’re aiming and what you’ll hit when you pull the trigger.

This study I’m talking about found that from 6 feet or less, that’s 6 feet or less, NYPD officers MISSED the bad guy 57% of the time–from 6 feet or less!

I always knew that firing a gun at someone would be a very stressful event, but I had no idea that experienced police officers would be so erratic from such a close distance. And if it’s difficult for the cops, who have lots and lots of practice and experience, how difficult would it be for you?

If some gangbanger or home intruder has put you in such a tense and difficult situation that you need to use your Taser for defense, you just can’t afford to miss. That’s why you need a Taser with a laser sight. If you’re shaking, trying to control yourself while your body is pumping you full of adrenaline, the laser sight will help you hit the target.

What’s more, when your target sees you’ve got him painted with a laser, chances are very good he’ll do whatever he can to get away without you having to pull the trigger.

When you get your Taser, be sure you get one with a laser sight–you’ll never regret it. And be sure to
get one from The Self Defense Guy, cause he’ll let you have an EXTRA 2 TASER Cartridges, a $49.00 Value, for only $5.00.

Ethan Allen and his Green Mountain Boys, who helped us fight the British and win our independence, must be squirming in their graves. Nowadays in their beloved state of Vermont, a whole new breed of men lives there.

At first glance one would be hard pressed to call these things men, but sure enough, after close inspection with tweezers and other nano tools, teeny-tiny cohones can be found on them–teeny-tiny vestigial reminders that their ancestors used to pack a proud pair.

Here’s some copy that was in my morning paper:

BRATTLEBORO, Vt. - Chained to a 55-gallon drum to protest the proposed development of a vacant lot, Jonathan Crowell wasn’t threatening anyone. But he refused police orders to unshackle himself and leave, so they zapped him with a Taser, then charged him with trespassing.

“It wasn’t just a short burst,” said Crowell, 32, of Dummerston, recalling the July 24 incident. “Five seconds is a long time to be electrocuted. My whole body was contorting and flapping around. You can’t think of anything else but that pain. It’s really scary. I felt like I was being tortured.”

This pathetic excuse for a man is going to try and tell me that he would have preferred an introduction to the police’s nightstick? I’d bet my left one that had he even been shown a nightstick he’d have made water right there and then. Lucky for him that standing in his own mess would NOT have made the taser lethal.

Here’s the facts about a Taser. This page is a completely information only page.

One, if you zap someone with one, you stop them dead in their tracks. Dead in the sense of them being able to keep coming at you, but not in the sense of no movement. As Mr. Crowell found out, “taser” is also another way to say “he’ll be aflippin and aflappin like a fish outa water” — but he WON’T be coming after you.

And two, when you find yourself face to face with a gangbanger, would you say that making him feel like you’re torturing him is a bad thing, or a good thing?

As that insurance commercial says, life comes at you fast, so you better be ready. And with our laser-sight Taser, you’re more than ready, you’re a bad boy who’s ready to work at Gitmo.

So git one now, gitmo now.       

Help!!! My wife has kidnapped my blog!!!

The other day my husband and I were watching a movie at home,
“Failure to Launch” was the name of it.
In this movie one of the girls couldn’t sleep because a bird
kept singing outside her window, and she was frazzled.

As she was passing through the sportsman’s counter in a store
she saw one of the clerks handling a shotgun.
With great desperation she tried to grab the gun from the
clerk so she could buy it to kill this bird. Well, the clerk
wouldn’t let her come near it.

Granted she wasn’t a big girl but she wasn’t that little
either, and he told her that she wouldn’t be able to handle
it, to look for something smaller, to which I exclaimed to my
husband, “He’s crasy I was shooting with a shotgun when I was
9″.

And I must say I was good, better than the boys.
You must understand it was a different time and place.

I love the fact that I have lived many lives, one of them, my
first one was on a lovely ranch in Sonora, Mexico.
God how much fun that was.

I am the oldest of four children.
I was raised by my Mother, she owned the ranch. I was very
fortunate, I come from a family of strong courageous women. I
was never told I couldn’t do something because I was a girl.
Well… except maybe wear pants.

In our house I could do anything that the guys could do as
long as I could do it in a dress and act like a lady.
That’s right, it was the 50’s, I was a girl and I had to wear
these gathered skirt dresses, which by the way I hated to the highest
degree.

Now I wear tight skirts and I love them.
I was never afraid to handle the rifles and shotguns, or to
live where there were no street lights after dark except for
the light of the moon.

I have to explain we were never careless with our guns. I
don’t think my Mother would have let me and my brother handle
them had she not known that we were responsible.

Now I live in the city and even though I don’t carry a
shotgun, I am not afraid to go places alone, but I make sure I’m
protected and I listen to my gut.
I make sure I carry my pepper spray and stun gun, and I don’t mean “carry” someplace at the bottom of my purse, I mean
“carry” readily accessible at a moments notice.

And I have a Taser now too, a cute little pink one. Those are neat and easy to use, you never
know when you are going to meet something or someone a little
stronger or meaner than you, and I pray to God I NEVER have
to use them, but it’s no different than going to the desert
with my rifle or shotgun.

Get all your self defense needs taken care of by my man,
The Self Defense Guy.

Look good, feel good and be safe,
Scylvia

Okay, dear, here’s your blog back.      

A local Phoenix customer ordered a Taser from me the other day, and she wanted it sent to our shop so she could pick it up there. Gave me a chance to see the new, improved model up close, and let me tell you, it rocks — and it’s solid as a rock.

This puppy is heavy duty plastic that would make a great club if it had to. No way you could even saw or cut into this baby, it’s rock solid. It looks like a Glock or a Ruger handgun, especially when it’s dark–more later on how this can help you.

And the battery compartment, too. If you ever dropped this Taser or had it knocked out of your hand before you could use it, you wouldn’t have to worry about anything coming loose, keeping the Taser from firing. The battery clip is held in place by a recessed steel pin that slides into place to hold the batteries in. The only way to open it is when you WANT to open it. It’s a great design.

One more thing about the batteries. It takes very little charge to get the Taser to fire, and very little charge to pump the electricity into the bad guy. This means that even if you hadn’t changed the batteries in a long time, your Taser will still do the job for you.

Once the batteries are in, the Taser is ready to fire when you pop in a round, and they pop in fast, right at the nose of the gun. The round contains the compressed gas that makes it fire, and the 2, 15 foot cables that stay connected to the gun and are shot into the bad guy. Everything you need is all contained in every round–it’s a very simple, effective system.

And then there’s the laser sight. We offer the Taser without the laser, but I strongly discourage anyone from buying that model. In fact, I’m seriously considering not even offering it any more. Why?

The laser is only $100 more, but it’s worth a million bucks. For one thing, it makes it about 1000 times more accurate, which is very important when you’re nervous and under stress, which you will be when you’re face to face with an intruder.

With the laser you don’t have to worry about sighting your target using the sights on top of the gun. All you have to do is hold the gun firmly, look at where the laser is hitting the bad guy–should be square in the center of his body–and fire. With the laser, you won’t miss.

But the laser will do one other VERY IMPORTANT thing for you–it will let you run a bluff that can keep you from having to fire at all. This could be a life saver if you are ever face to face with more than one bad guy. Here’s how.

Amember I said that the Taser looks like a Glock or a Ruger, especially in the dark? Your bad guy won’t know it’s a Taser, his first thought will be that it’s a handgun. When you put that laser beam on his chest, you can say something like, “You’d better have a look at this laser I’ve got locked on you. Do you really want to take a bullet there?”

And if there’s more than one, you can move the laser back and forth to each bad guy.

“I know you don’t want to die, and I don’t want to kill you, but I will if you force me to. Why don’t you just leave?”

There’s a good chance you won’t even have to fire.

And if you have kids in the house, maybe the best thing about a Taser is that if they happen to find it one day and accidentally shoot one of their friends, or one of their brothers or sisters–well, let me ask you, would you rather it be a handgun or a Taser that you were using for home protection? Because the Taser is a non-lethal weapon, it gives you the luxury of always keeping it loaded, so it’s ready when you need it.

Now’s the time to get one of the new Tasers. Not only will it give you the peace of mind knowing it will stop anyone you use it on, but it will also give you the chance to never use it at all, and still protect yourself and your loved ones.