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New Zealand whales

sleep with the fishes

Friday, August 20th, 2010

The Self Defense Guy had the honor of a recent communication from Shamoomoo, the older cousin of the famous Sea World thespian, Shamu. The Self Defense Guy doesn’t know how he did it, but somehow Shamoomoo found a way to Skype him, and Shamoomoo even included the added courtesy of a Whale/English translator.

Turns out the whales really are smarter than us humans, just like the libs have been saying all along. And the whales have figured out that with their growing populations coupled with the dwindling resources of the Earth’s oceans, they needed to find a way to thin the herd so the rest of them can survive.

Death Panels is the method they chose to use, and all those whale beachings that send the libs into a tizzy whenever they see one is merely the whale’s enlightened way to provide for the future of their culture.

Shamoomoo went to great lengths to explain to The Self Defense Guy that the whales are starting to get ticked off with human interference with their culture, and the whales want us to cease and desist. They also want us to know that they have taken great pains to make sure that the best and brightest among them are never “subjected to the judgment,” as Shamoomoo put it.

They’ve devised a complex formula that only the smartest of them can understand, but the smartest of them have assured all the others that it’s the best way to go, so they said, “Yeah, sure,” in their best Frankie Pantageli imitation from The Godfather, Part 2, which is #1 on the whales list of all-time great movies, and went a long way in soothing the ruffled feathers, so to speak, that erupted from the species-insensitive “Luca Brazzi sleeps with the fishes” line from The Godfather.

Shamoomoo says we top-siders, as they call us, don’t know how close we came to an all out war over that “sleeps with the fishes” line, and truth be told, he must be serious about this, cause The Self Defense Guy noticed that the Whale/English translator rendered the line this way, “sleeps with the f—–”. Shamoomoo explained that any whale foolish enough to say or write the entire phrase is immediately subjected to the judgment.

Shamoomoo asked The Self Defense Guy if he would pass this information along so that we could put an end to this patronizing attitude we humans have for whales. “If they only knew how much smarter we are than they are,” Shamoomoo said, “they’d stop trying to shove those death paneled slobs back into the sea. They’d let us get rid of those boobs in the best way we know how.”

The Self Defense Guy’s gotta say that he agrees wholeheartedly with Shamoomoo on this one. If only we top-siders could find a way to implement as kind and compassionate a way to provide for our future as the whales have found for theirs.

Maybe someday.

But until that day comes, better have you some pepper spray at the ready the next time some top-sider wants to interfere with whatever it is you’d rather do. After all, it’s better to fill his eyes with pepper spray than to take the risk of him sending you to sleep with the fishes.

“Great” Muslim/Arab era

that never really was (Part 2)

Wednesday, June 16th, 2010

Here’s 2 more points to consider about The Self Defense Guy’s revelation that the Muslim/Arab heyday of the Middle Ages is really just a load of hooey.

Amember, it’s The Self Defense Guy’s contention that all of the Muslim/Arab “advancements were really just the result of the efforts of the smarter folks the Muslim/Arabs conquered and then forced them to use Arabic to publish the news of their inventions, their advances.

Point #1, when did the Muslim/Arab heyday end? Why, just as soon as the Europeans and the North Africans and the Persians kicked them out of their countries and forced them back to Arabia.

Are we to believe that all the “smart” Muslim/Arabs got green cards and were not forced out with the rest of them? Or that the Europeans et al who re-conquered their countries took the “smart” Muslim/Arabs hostage, and the Muslim/Arab culture could not recover from such a terrible brain drain?

Some historians will say that the Muslims just up and decided that they had learned everything that could possibly be learned, so they simply “shut off” their learning and passed their time doing other things. While there may be a written record that such a thing actually “happened,” no thinking person can possibly believe it, especially one who knows a little about Islam and the Muslims.

Not only is it acceptable for Muslims to lie if they need to, to protect another Muslim or to advance Islam, but take a guess as to who in Islam is considered to be the very best liar of all. If you guessed Mohammad, you’d be wrong.

Nope, Mohammad, the indispensable man of Islam, the greatest Muslim man who ever lived on this earth, is still NOT considered the very best liar of all. How can that be? Why, it’s because Mohammad was only a man, and no man can out-lie the greatest liar of all, which for Muslims is none other than Allah hisself.

That’s right, I ain’t a making this up, Allah is the be all and end all of liars, and a good Muslim does his very best to imitate Allah whenever he can. Here’s a quote from the previous link: “Since God [Allah] is believed to be the revealer of these verses, he is by default seen as the ultimate perpetrator of deceit—which is not surprising since he is described in the Qur’an as the best makar, that is, the best deceiver or schemer (e.g., 3:54, 8:30, 10:21).” [When you get there, see paragraph 18, NOT counting the indents.]

Why is that important, what has the Muslims embracement of lying and deceit have to do with The Self Defense Guy’s assertion that Muslim/Arab culture has never been great?

Imagine yourself the leader of those Muslim/Arabs who got their azzes kicked back to the Arabian Peninsula. You set up your government in whatever sorry fashion you choose, and you start to receive ambassadors from other countries as you try to maintain some semblance of foreign relations with the rest of the world.

A few years go by, and all of a sudden one of those ambassadors calls on you and says, “Yo, Abdul-mutt-job, hus come there be no new advancements comin outta yous guys heads, the way they be acomin out just a few years back? Whassup wid dat?”

Did a crack like that make Abdul-mutt-job’s head hurt? Not at all, cause he be knowin about Allah, about what a great thing it is to be a good liar. And that’s when the Muslim/Arabs came up with that idea about knowing everything that needed to be known, so there was no point to go beyond that. It was simply a face-saving lie from the leaders of a culture of liars.

If I’m lyin, I be dyin, but if I really am lyin, Allah hisbadself will watch over me, doncha know.

Think about it. What else could the Muslim/Arabs say to explain their sudden backwardness after so many years of “advances?” Admit the truth? That all things considered, they can’t really do much except fight and screw and lie, and that’s about it?

What’s the 2nd proof that the Muslim/Arabs of the Middle Ages didn’t produce squat other than squat? Let’s look at the last 100 years or so, at the billions and billions and billions of dollars that oil has brought to the Muslim/Arab world. Seen anything in the way of a scientific discovery? A new agricultural development? Something spectacular in the way of medicine?

Surely a culture afloat in all that money can find a way to make an improvement or 2, here or there, but no. Hell, they haven’t even made any advancements in the way they produce their oil. And if it weren’t for the West, all that oil be a stayin in the ground, cause the Muslim/Arabs wouldn’t have no clue about how to get it, what to do wid it when they got it.

Nothing significant from them at all, nothing but death and deceit.

Here’s a link that has more details about Mohammad and his perversions and atrocities.

That’s it. The Self Defense Guy is all tuckered out from learnin yous guys all dis stuff. Do your country a favor, do the world a favor, and

“Great” Muslim civilization

actually never was (part 1)

Thursday, June 10th, 2010

The Self Defense Guy has noticed how much better he is at reading history at his current age than when he got a couple of degrees in the field when he was a youngin. For instance, one of the things he’s noticed is that it is all just smoke and mirrors whenever anyone spits out that nonsense about how far advanced the Muslims were in the middle ages, and how much they contributed to civilization.

They still teach that crap in schools, but it’s all just a load of camel cookies, as Colonel Potter might have said if he had ever had the misfortune of spending a sorry minute on the Arabian peninsula, the birthplace of Islam, the birthplace of perhaps the most backward and unlearnable people the world has ever seen.

Here’s my proof, of which dates and places are the key.
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At the time of his death in 632, Mohammad hadn’t managed to do much more than have his occasional bouts of epilepsy and expand his ‘religion’ from Mecca to Medina, both of which are on the Arabian peninsula, both of which are surrounded by sand, both of which are fitting locations for the ‘civilization’ that came from there.

Amember, that’s 632 we’re talkin here. By that time Persia had been around for 1500 to 2000 years or so.

By that time, the western Roman empire had already come and gone after 1000 years of existence, after 1000 years of adding to the collective knowledge of the west. And in the east, the great Justinian had only recently died after fostering a new burst of energy for the Byzantine Empire that would last another 800 years from then.

The Byzantine’s outlasted the western Roman Empire, although they didn’t progress much beyond the Romans, but that’s a story for another day.

And of course there’s the great Hebrew society that’s documented in the Old Testament, more or less sandwiched in between Persia and Rome. The wisdom of Solomon was not just the individual achievement of one man, but a collective advancement for the civilization of the entire world.

But for now, just amember that the Arabs came from years and years of frolicking in the sand and having developed nothing other than their skills as warriors. They were great at making war, which explains how they conquered, but they were great at nothing much else.

In fact, they weren’t even good at learning and adapting from what came before them, from what others had already learned how to do. The Arabs and their culture could never just see something, learn how it worked, and then improve on it.

Except for their warrior skills, they were a pathetic bunch — at least that’s what the record shows. And Mohammad changed those Arabs into Muslims.

You may be thinking, but what about all those inventions, all those improvements that history says came from the Muslims? Didn’t Barack the Terrible give a long list of past Muslim accomplishments at one of his “I’m sorry, so sorry” apology parties?

To be fair, it IS true that the U.S. has never produced a sorrier president than Barack the Terrible, but that too is a story for another day.

For now, what’s most important to amember is that nothing happens in a vacuum. And you need to amember that there’s a difference between Arab and Muslim. Even today there’s lots of good Arabs in this world, lots of Arab Christian folks.

Heck, there may even be some good Arab Muslims today, although it’s a hard-to-imagine circumstance, what with so many of them strapping bombs to their own children, and now even to their own wives.

But after Mohammad’s death, those Muslims who spread out and conquered such a vast empire were at the start almost 100% Arab. And all of those had originated from the Arabian peninsula, which had contributed absolutely nothing to civilization other than military advancements.

So these Arab/Muslim warriors expanded outward, east and west, and conquered areas that had formerly been Persian or Jewish or Roman.

This is the important part right here. The peoples that the Arabs/Muslims began to conquer, the peoples that “became” Muslim, had already had more than 1000 years of civilization behind them, a lot more than 1000 years as far as the Persians and Hebrews are concerned.

Those Persians and Jews and former Romans had a long history of scientific and technological advancements that didn’t just get wiped from their memory when the Arabs/Muslims showed up. Those Persians and Jews and former Romans had more than 1000 years of experience in finding out how things worked, how they could be used to do things better and faster, and then how to make further improvements on the original.

When the Arabs/Muslims showed up, those conquered peoples were now forced to learn the Arabic language, and the educated ones who wanted to maintain their positions in society were now forced to publish their scientific discoveries, their agricultural improvements, their medical advancements, their inventions — all of that they were now forced to publish in Arabic — or not at all.

Had the Arabs/Muslims not conquered those peoples, you can bet that those advancements still would have been made, but published in whatever vernacular would have been appropriate.

The historical record proves this to be true, that pretty much every single one of the “Arab/Muslim” advancements actually came from Spain, north Africa, Palestine or Persia. There doesn’t seem to be a record of any kind of advancement at all that originated from Mecca or Medina, or any where else on the Arabian peninsula.

There’s not even any proof that they managed to avoid stepping in all those camel cookies laying about.

In fact, even Arabic numerals came from India. The Arabs/Muslims had pretty much nothing to do with them, except that by virtue of having conquered, the new numerical system magically “became” Arabic.

That’s the facts, Jack.

Need even more proof? The Self Defense Guy will cover 2 more proofs in part 2.

Meantime, don’t find yourself in a situation where you’re sorry you didn’t plan ahead. Protect yourself and your family. It costs next to nothing, but the value it provides is priceless.       

Calif. law PRE-dates Arizona’s

new illegal immigration law

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

The Self Defense Guy, who has the best deal for hidden cameras on the web, got this bit of choice news from being a Tea Partyer. Did you know that even before Arizona cowboyed up and passed our new anti-illegal immigration law, California already had virtually the same law on its books?

Here’s the link. See for yourself.

I guess the L.A. city council and the rest of the talking but not thinking heads are in over those empty heads of theirs. But of course, an empty head will float, so they may be alright in the long run.

But kudos, and you’ve got to know how hard this is for The Self Defense Guy, who’s also got the best deal on stun guns on the web, kudos to Phil Jackson of the Lakers, who’s read the law, read what the Arizona legislators said about the law, and had no problems with it atall.

Thanks, Phil, but Los Suns in 7, sorry.     

The Self Defense Guy’s

missus is pretty special

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

In case you didn’t know, The Self Defense Guy is lucky enough to be married to The Fairy Godmother of Fashion, who’s not only beautiful, she’s very talented, too. When it comes to custom clothes, for men or women, there’s no one better.

If you haven’t yet heard of the political ruckus the past few days from West Palm Beach, Florida, here’s where you can read about it. When you get there, you’ll notice that 1 of the tuxes from The Fairy Godmother of Fashion is front and center of the story. Then, if you follow the link a few lines down, the “A shameless, self-promoting Canadian,” you’ll find other examples of her work, standing next to other folks you probably know.

Oh yeah, buy something here.     

AZ immigration law

NOT needed?

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

ALL the libs have their panties in a twist about Arizona’s new illegal immigration law, but the fact is that FORBES magazine just came out with their TOP TEN Most Livable Cities in the U.S., and NONE of them is further south than Provo, Utah!!

No connection, of course, to the prevalence of illegal aliens in the area SOUTH of FORBES magazine’s “most livable cities.”     

the facts about

Arizona’s immigration law

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

If there’s one thing The Self Defense Guy hates, it’s liars, and there’s a whole lot of liars telling stories about Arizona these days. Let’s look at a few facts, ifn you don’t mind.
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1. Arizona’s new law is not much more than a re-stating of federal laws that already exist, namely, that immigrants to the U.S. have a legal method to get here, and if they come here outside of the existing system, then that’s a crime.

2. One thing that is new with the new law, which is called “Support Our Law Enforcement and Safe Neighborhoods Act,” is that an Arizona citizen now has standing to sue either an agency OR AN INDIVIDUAL OFFICIAL who limits or restricts “the enforcement of federal immigration laws to less than the full extent permitted by federal law.” The Self Defense Guy loves that part about being able to sue an individual bureaucrat who’s working against the interests of Arizona citizens.

3. Now it’s not only illegal for illegal aliens to work in Arizona, it’s also illegal to even look for work, and it’s now a crime to conceal or harbor an illegal alien, an exception being granted to someone providing emergency, public-safety or public-health services to illegals.

4. Law enforcement folks may now arrest without a warrant anyone they have probable cause to suspect of being in violation of any immigration laws, but, and this next part comes directly from the law itself, “The attorney general or county attorney shall not investigate complaints that are based solely on race, color or national origin.”

5. Any illegal alien within the state’s borders is guilty of trespassing, and anyone suspected of being in violation of current immigration law must show proof of compliance, and if they cannot, it is required that they be sent to ICE and be processed for deportation.

6. The new law is supported overwhelmingly by the people, and even enjoys support from a large part of the Hispanic community.

7. Arizonans know that 90% of the illegal aliens are only here to work. They work hard at low paying jobs, and they pay their share of payroll and sales taxes. Most Arizonans have no problem with these people, most of the time. But they DO clog up our emergency rooms, they do get a large share of pre-natal care for their babies, and they often do not pay for the service. The hospitals and the taxpayers get stuck with the bill. This is a prime example of what’s wrong with the Abomicare plan that was shoved up our…, er, shoved down our throats in March. These people who DO work hard to support their families and DO pay payroll and sales taxes nevertheless avail themselves of all the free medical care that they can, and think nothing about doing it. It’s a situation that will quickly get out of control if Abomicare is not repealed.

8. Governor Jan Brewer says that she had sent 5, count em, FIVE letters to Barry Aboma in 2009, requesting that he do something about enforcing the border, and he never even gave her the courtesy of a reply. Talk about a sumbitch of a president.

9. Governor Brewer is not even that popular here, and she may not even win the Republican primary this year. The Self Defense Guy is very glad she signed the bill into law, but he has no plans to support her election, as Governor Brewer is working hard to increase the state sales tax because she claims there isn’t any more that can be cut from spending. All of us are tired of that old lie, and it’s going to cost Brewer her election. But at least in this case she did the right thing, and if she does win the primary, then The Self Defense Guy will vote for her in the general.

10. Article 4, Section 4, of the U.S. Constitution says this: “The United States shall guarantee to every State in this Union a Republican Form of Government, and shall protect each of them against Invasion; and on Application of the Legislature, or of the Executive (when the Legislature cannot be convened) against domestic Violence.” Clearly BOTH president Barry AND Congress are not living up to their duties as outlined in the Constitution. They are not protecting us against this “Invasion” of illegals, and they are not putting down the “domestic Violence” that a small percentage of illegals engage in.

Arizona had no choice but to act, and the sooner other states follow our lead, the sooner we can get our country back from the sumbitches who have it now.

what will the Army do?

(part 2)

Friday, April 23rd, 2010

The job of the police is to catch criminals, while the job of the Army is to kill people and break things. A person confronted by the police has a reasonable — not a guaranteed, but a reasonable — expectation of surviving the incident. Not so with the Army.

The tools of their trade say as much. While modern day police forces often have SWAT teams that are equipped with military-style weapons, the Army still packs much more firepower. The police may have 1 or 2 tank like vehicles, but the Army has tanks by the thousands, and can call on air support if needed.
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If you look at other countries around the world, those regimes spend millions of dollars on the Army every year, because it’s the Army that maintains the regime’s power over its citizens. But the police? They get only crumbs every year, because the regimes don’t care about the police’s main job, which is protecting the citizens.

If you live in one of those countries and you’re having trouble with a local gang, you’re pretty much on your own. But if that local gang were dumb enough to do anything that threatens the ruling regime, the Army will show up and wipe them out.

In short, in most countries around the world, the Army is in the service of the regime, NOT in the service of the citizens, and when the citizens get uppity, it’s the Army that comes in and crushes that uppity rabble.

In 1932, it was the U.S. Army who dispersed the “Bonus Army” that was threatening Washington, D.C., although for the most part it was a peaceful dispersal. That’s a U.S. example of how the Army can be used to maintain order — it can be done rather peacefully.

But the rest of the world doesn’t operate that way. Tiananmen Square in China was not a peaceful, non-violent use of the Army. The tanks that maintained order in the old Soviet Union were not there just for show.

The rest of the world is full of examples of a nation’s army turning on its own citizens, killing them and breaking their stuff, all in support of the ruling regime.

That’s the problem we face from the Aboma regime. Their goal is to re-make our country into one that is like all the others in this world. Aboma and his people have said so themselves.

They’ve been careful with the words they use, but they’re about power and whatever it takes to keep it. If they can do it peacefully, they will, but if not, they’ll be inclined to follow the lead of those they want to emulate — the Chinese commies, the Castros and the Hugo Chavez’s of the world.

And there’s the question. What will the Army do if they get a call from President Barry Aboma, asking them to disperse a TEA Party rally that generates 1 million protesters on the capital mall, and some of those protesters are actually Acorn TEA Party pretenders who start throwing molotov cocktails?

The Army will definitely show up, but what will they do? They’re sworn to follow orders, to defend their country, to defend themselves. And don’t forget, U.S. hater Barry Aboma is now commander in chief and entitled to be obeyed and defended.

But the Army doesn’t live, doesn’t serve, in a vacuum. The Army knows that Barry and the dems hate them, that the TEA Partyers love them. The Army knows that their own friends and families are likely to be TEA Partyers and unlikely to be supporters of Barry and the dems.

So if push came to shove, would the Army fire on its “own” people?

What if the Army shows up, the display of force disperses the crowd peacefully, without incident, that particular problem gets solved, but 2 months later, after more anti-American policies by Aboma and the dems, another 1 million person crowd shows up in D.C.? And what if it happens again 2 months after that?

What will the Army do then? The Self Defense Guy can help you deal with some local bad guys, but he can’t help you atall if you’re staring down the U.S. Army.     

(end of part 2)

what will the Army do?

(part 1)

Tuesday, April 20th, 2010

That’s the question that was on everyone’s mind
that day in Washington, D.C. The mall was covered
with Americans, and the rumor was that if the police
were unable to keep order, the president was going
to call out the Army to do it.

And the police failed. Even with modern day equipment,
Washington’s finest was unable to control these
Americans who were demanding money from the
federal treasury, and they wanted it now.

This is NOT fiction, by the bye. This actually happened
in an America that boasted the world’s finest air
traffic, the world’s most advanced phone coverage,
the finest automobiles in the whole world, the best
equipped police forces in the world.
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The president was forced to enlist the service of the
Army’s most senior General, who was given the task of
driving out completely the entire group of Americans
who had made camp in front of the Capitol and were
a possible threat to members of Congress.

The troops eventually arrived, under the command of
General MacArthur, and the “Bonus Army” was forced
out of the city. It was July, 1932, almost 78 years ago.
Majors Dwight Eisenhower and George Patton were also there that day.

The group of Americans in question were veterans from
WW1, and 8 years earlier Congress had decided to thank them for their service by awarding them a one-time, lump sum “bonus,” based on where and for how long they had served. Hence the moniker “Bonus Army.”

The kicker was that the payment was not scheduled to be made until 1945, 13 years from then. But the Great Depression had been on for almost 3 years now, and these Americans needed help now, they didn’t want to wait for 13 years.

The Army did it’s job that day, and dispersed the “Bonus Army.” It wasn’t much of a fight. It was more of a hasty retreat. MacArthur’s troops were in no particular danger that day. There were lots of casualties who showed up in nearby hospitals, and 2 babies actually died. A few months later President Hoover lost his bid for re-election, and Americans put into office the first guy who promised nothing more specific than hope and change.

You can read more about it here,
http://www.eyewitnesstohistory.com/snprelief4.htm

No one had ever seen a protest group as large as that one that showed up in D.C. that day. But the truth is that it was only 10,000 people, rather small by 2010 standards. In 2009, the TEA Party protest saw 5 to 10 times that number show up to protest Abomicare.

So the question is, as Americans have to deal with first Abomicare, and then cap and tax, and then amnesty for illegals, and then only God knows what, what will the size of the protest group be that shows up next at the Capitol?

And what will happen if President Barry and the democrats decide to see the group as one that, because of its very size, threatens to get out of control? What if the group of leftists who the AP reported were trying to sabotage the TEA Party’s tax day protests, but failed, actually show up this time and start throwing rocks and such at the police while carrying TEA Party signs when they do it? What will President Barry do? What will the Army do?

The Army is different than the police. The Army is supposed to be used for national defense, not for police control of the citizenry. But in cases of emergency, like in 1932, President Hoover had no other option than to use the Army to put down a citizen revolt.

And use of the Army is kind of a blurry situation. The police, for example, are our defense against criminals committing misdemeanors and felonies, obvious illegalities that society is entitled to be protected from.

But when the Army is called out because the police are overwhelmed by the citizenry, it raises the question that maybe the citizens have a legitimate complaint that they’re acting on. And in that instance, calling on the Army can look more and more like a regime using unlawful means to stay in power.

This has been bugging The Self Defense Guy
for a long time now. What will the Army do IF President Barry needs to call them out to keep order? And will it be a legitimate use of the Army, as was the case in 1932, or will it be an over-reaching attempt by President Barry and the democrats to enforce their own personal, political wills at the expense of the American people, as they did with Abomicare?     

(end of part 1)

can we hate New Yawkers

again?

Tuesday, April 13th, 2010

If you’re heading out to New Yawk City anytime
soon, The Self Defense Guy thinks you’d better
take along some Mace Canine Repellent for protection. Because of the strange laws that
New Yawkers impose on themselves, you can legally carry
pepper spray to ward off a dog, but the more criminal
animals, the humans that can assault you there?

Forgedaboutit.

Be honest. On Sept 10th you had nothing
but contempt for New Yawk City and it’s people,
right? They were rude and obnoxious and
arrogant folks, and they had been that way
for a long, long time.

John Adams, our 2nd president, is even on
record, noting how discourteous all New Yawkers
seemed to be. That’s more than 200 years ago!

They’re the worst sports fans in the whole country,
and tv ratings always prove this. If a New Yawk
team isn’t in the championship game, New Yawkers
don’t watch it.

They’re Yankee fans and Mets fans and Knicks fans
and Giants fans, but they’re not sports fans. New
Yawkers may have loved the 2000 World Series, tween
the Yankees and the Mets, but the rest of us only
amember that series as the first one we never
cared about, the first one we never watched.

The rest of the country had no use for them atall
on Sept 10th. On Sept 10th we all knew that New
Yawk City was the biggest hick town in the world.
Don’t believe me? What’s it mean to be a hick?

A hick is someone who doesn’t know anything about
the world that’s outside of his own narrow confines.
That’s a perfect description of a New Yawker. He knows
nothing about the world, and even less about the rest of
his country. All he knows is New Yawk.

Want more proof of New Yawkers king of hickdom?
Any carpetbagger can move there, and New Yawkers will
welcome her with open arms and make her their senator,
even though she never lived there in her whole life.

You’ve got to feel bad for all the good folks that live
upstate and have to put up with the huge numbers of
boneheaded liberals who live in New Yawk and control the
entire state from there.

And then Sept 11th happened, and we all had to start
thinking and saying good things about them. But coming
up on 9 years now of choking back the contempt that
New Yawkers earned all for themselves, I’d like to suggest
that ENOUGH ALREADY!

New Yawkers want the rest of us to respect them again?
We’ll respect them when they re-build the Twin Towers
EXACTLY like they used to be, only 1 floor higher.

Almost 9 years now, their city starving for tax revenue,
but New Yawkers are letting some of the most valuable
real estate in the world lie fallow. And they’re telling the
rest of the world that the U.S. is a country of sissies, that
taking down the Twin Towers was a blow we can’t overcome.

Hey, New Yawk! You want to be respected again?

Not only do you re-build the Twin Towers and make them
1 floor higher, but that antenna that used to be on one
of them? You turn that antenna into a finger and you
have it flipping in Mecca’s face.

Don’t wanna do that? Then the rest of us got your
respect right here!